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Add a Quote. Our favorite collection of Famous Movies ». Martin Scorsese - Die Hard. Chazz : it belongs out there, out on the ice, in an ice rink. I never had a father okay, but I don't care because now I've got a brother. Chazz : , this is my brother. Chazz : and this is my brothers new girlfriend and she is not a whore.

I'm in a lot of pain I think I'm gonna barf. Jimmy : Chazz, Chazz they gotta get you to a hospital. Chazz : What, no and miss the smell of sweet gold not on your life. Chazz : I think I see the Virgin Mary!

Jimmy : No, that's not her. Chazz : Ahh, my nutsack! Chazz : Don't make me kill her! Chazz : [shoots fire out of his fingers at end of performance]. Jimmy : Was the fire really necessary? Besides, you're too late; they already handed out the girls' medals this morning. Jimmy : Shut up, Michaels. That was textbook execution. Same scores I beat you with in Oslo.

Chazz : [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes! Chazz : [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality. Just another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion! In fact, we all a Ugh, encore! Chazz : The night is a very dark time for me. Jimmy : It's dark for everyone, moron! Chazz : Not for Alaskans or dudes with night-vision goggles.

Chazz : I see you have learned to work the Google on the internet machine. Jimmy : Watch my icy hot super slide. Chazz : Do it. Chazz : So, how'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice Chazz : I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women. Chazz : [Referring to his program] I hope you've brought your silver polish, MacElroy, 'cause that was gold. Jimmy : That was disgusting. Chazz : THAT, young man, is how babies are made. Chazz : I permanently call shotgun. Jimmy : You do not get shotgun every time!

Coach : [confidently] Okay, so what do you say? Let's try an Iron Lotus. Chazz : Are you nuts? Jimmy : Wha? We can't do that! Coach : C'mon. What are you talking about? Look, after all these years, I know what went wrong. The physics were off; it was a man and a woman. That's why it didn't work. You're two men Jimmy : Those were the same scores I got, Einstein.

We're tied! Chazz : You're high! Chazz : [backstage at "Grublets On Ice"] I hate my life. Chazz : You're living in the past, Sammi. Chazz : Two men skating? That's a riot. A laugh riot. Coach : I don't see what's so funny. Chazz : If you were as drunk as me, you would. Chazz : [while attempting the Iron Lotus] I swear to God, if you cut my head off Coach : What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?

Chazz : Twin dongs? Chazz : It makes my hair shine like Orion's Belt out on the ice. Chazz : Throw me some chicken. Chazz : [while performing in Grublets on Ice] Hey, everyone! This is Gary the squirrel! Now, listen up, Gary's been a long time friend. We've been skating for Chazz : I just threw up in here people!

Chazz : [Leaving a voice mail message] Hey, Jimmy. Hey, it's me, Chazz. Look, what happened back there - so not a big deal. Just think of it as, like a, boob handshake - between me and your lady's boob. Look, that's not coming out right, I'll explain it. Call me back!

Please, it's me, Chazz. I'm gonna have to cut your pants off. Chazz : Start up near the crotch. Its a better access point. Chazz : This guy could not hold my jock sweat. Jimmy : I could hold it all day long, try me! Chazz : Maybe I will. Jimmy : Maybe you should. Chazz : You challenging me, princess?

Jimmy : I'm not inviting you to the Skating Federation's annual Christmas party. Chazz : Then bring it on! Jimmy : It is on! Coach : You're the girl. Jimmy : What? Chazz : You're my pretty lady, MacElroy. Jimmy : Wait, why? Coach : Because you whine like one! Coach : And no one can lift your fat ass, you're on a diet starting now. Chazz : [the crowd is booing and throwing garbage onto the ice] Oh, bring it on! Let it rain down on me! Chazz : Better step aside homeschool, there's a new Sheriff in town.

Chazz : What're you, the rug doctor? Jimmy : Maybe I am. Jimmy : What does that even mean? Jimmy : [Jimmy walks in on Chazz and Katie getting intimate] Y-y-y-you sex demon! You sex fiend! Chazz : This isn't what it looks like. Jimmy : Impure! Katie Van Waldenberg : Jimmy, wait! Chazz : Brother man! Chazz : You know what dude, your hand has to be on top.

Jimmy : No way, the girl's goes on top. Chazz : Yeah, ergo, chick. Jimmy : I'm not the girl, I'm stronger! Chazz : No, I'M stronger, and don't have a vagina.